Giungano Kittelman: It was a hot day, dammed hot.

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Well, this is my second time posting this. I had a lot of fun the first time around and came out the other side with some great new peeps in my life. Figured I'd go dredging again and see if there are any more surprises in Albany.... So here we go... Wow, clicking through posts it is amazing how clear the two main categories are for classifying these ads under... 1 penis pals this encompasses gaping assholes, shriveled scrotums and bushy undergrowth that simply laying your eyes upon causes you to gag... and yes, I'll admit to having clicked through these for shits and giggles 2 guys/girls looking for someone who is loyal fit attractive funny DRAMA FREE smart trustworthy cos you know, they themselves are loyal fit attractive funny DRAMA FREE smart trustworthy AND will treat you like royalty........ Fer sure. This issue here is that all of these qualities are relative. Yes, I would like someone who fit this bill for me also... but when I find him or he finds me he probably wouldn't meet the specific standards of someone else... or they don't like your face.. or your race... or the team on your baseball cap. It's the online dating scene... it's like saying I'm funny... I like to do stuff.. hang with my friends... well who doesn't? Maybe there are some people who don't consider themselves funny, but let me tell you, there are probably waaaay more people out there who think they are funny and they are NOT. I think I have met a lot of these people... So, what do I say here? I can't believe I'm on chirrup looking for love but I figured, hey why the fuck not. So who am I looking for? I dunno. The guys I thought I was looking for obviously didn't and me up in a life long committed relationship... which is what I would like to have... so you penis pals if youre still reading, which Im sure youre not can click the back button now... But what do I post here, so that I may seem attractive to the people... who.. I would find attractive? I dunno.

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Petershagen Llanos: I took one of her hardening nipples between my thumb and forefinger.

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I am placing this ad seeking someone very extraordinary. Like me, she will be creative, mature. eternally optimistic and dangerously passionate. Like me, she will be fit, healthy, outdoorsy and sometimes feel liike a brilliant child in an adults life and body. And it feels good!! Like me, she will be a social party animal that loves jam bands and all kinds of music and people. Like me she will be open minded and understanding enough to realize people in rheir 40's seeking a better connection on the internet or anywhere else aren't necessarily cheaters or bad people. Like me, she was young and inexperienced before getting married and have grown into a phenomenal caterpillar that will metamophasize into a beautiful butterfly if they finally meet their soul mate! Im not seeking a trophy by any stretch and truly believe beauty is internal. However, i also believe life is way too short to marry for money or to reach my 60's or 70's and still wonder if the whole soul mate concept is a pipe dream, So if these concepts resonate with you. And you are very picky but willing to pursue a calculated risk, send me a note. I assume i will have to wait several years, post this ad 10 thousand times and delete 1 million bs spam responses to find you, but im 100 sure you will be worth it all. Any responses without the word tantra in subject line and your photo attached to share will be immediately deleted. As long as those two requirements are met i will at least answer and we can start a dialogue. Im in no real hurry, far from desperate and very picky even though i know YOU exist!

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Kayl Netz: To reduce that top to even more absurdity, it was transparent, leaving just about nothing to the imagination.

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Hey! I've been trying to meet new people lately since I've moved to a new area and don't know too many people around here. So, I guess you want to know a little about me right? Well, I'm 21, I work two jobs, I have my own car...5'8 black hair, brown eyes, average build. I like to go out to movies drive ins are nice in the summer, go out for drinks, really I'm down to go do whatever... If youve got any ideas of something we could go do together I'm open to that also! I'm looking for a girl who is between the ages of 18 and 26 who is looking to get to know new people to hang out and go do stuff with and if there is something there then great, and if not then at least I'll have made a new friend. I cant wait to hear from you!! Please put goldfish in the suject line if you email me so I know that you are real, but the best way to get ahold of me is by calling or texting me at 5one8 4six1 77nine0

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Nustar Zutter: Next he inserted a large plug in his companion's ass.

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Hi, I am 42 years old, 5 11, single dad of one very adorable seven year old, my visitation days are Friday 5 P.M. to Sunday 5 P.M., the rest of the week I have to myself, which brings me to why I am writing this, I am looking for someone to share my week with and hopefully if we hit it off introduce to my daughter to and spend my life with. I am very outgoing and am up to anything. I love the outdoors, motorcycle riding, I run triathlons so I spend a good part of my week training running, biking, and swimming, I also workout on weights five days a week. I would like to find people to hang out and do things with during the week, whether it is a training partner, or someone to go to the movies and dinner with. If I only end up with a couple of good people to work out/hanging out with that is ok also, If someone out there turns out to be my soul mate then I will come out of this a very blessed man. If you are a real person, with a real heart, who is done with playing games, that would like to have someone in their lives to hang out with, train with, or fall in love with, please drop me a line, and lets see where it goes from there, I live in the northeast heights in the Candelaria and tramway area. Ok I have ran this ad for an hour now and have got ten replies that do not sound real at all, please if you are really interested send me more then just one line, let me know you are a real person, tell me about yourself and what part of my ad that you liked, there seems to be a lot of scammers on here just trying for a reply so they can get one more email address to spam, please if you are a scammer just move on. I really do just want to find people to do things with and hopefully that special someone will come out, if not then at least I will have friends to do things with that live in my area.

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